Cracking the Cracked Grimm's Codes
Early this evening we went to Mongster's library (National Bookstore) to read books (and stealthily open sealed books). As usual I picked Twisted, crouched, and prepared myself for Jessica's extra-humanoid intergalactic anecdotes for world domination!
After reading The Tale of Sister Grimm, I have come up with these realizations:
- Snow white, Cinderella and other heroines in farytales don't deserve the title prearranged by their stupid authors. What did they do to gain the title anyway?
- The stepmothers are always thought of as repulsive, wicked characters. Authors don't even tell how REALLY wretched the stepmothers are. Maybe because they think that "they already know what bad guys do. I'll skip the details"
- Hansel and Gretel pushed the old woman (who offered them food, and letting them eat her edible ginger bread house) to the oven. Tsk tsk...
- Snow white's prince charming is a necrophiliac and molested her apparent dead body.
Everything bulleted above are ideas of (c) Jessica Zafra. Got any problems? Go read Twisted III.
Xiao |1:02 AM
Saturday, January 07, 2006
